Don't forget to floss. Category: Life

Hi everyone. All my teeth fell out. Did I get your attention? Good. Seriously, proper dental hygiene is no laughing matter. Its the leading cause of death in men over 45, and it can lead to osteoporosis in small birds. Please join me this month, for National Dental Hygiene Month. Also falling on this month is National Candy Eating Week. Both events will prove to be the best ever. So bring your teeth cleaning sticks and a box of taffy. We will be meeting at the Fox Theatre on January 23rd at 12 noon. Dont be late. Dogs will attack, exactly at 12:01 pm. So you must be inside the theatre to be safe. Thank you for your support.