Tasty Dinner!

The other day, Tuesday in fact marked the fifth anniversary of the first time I used play-dough as the main ingredient in a recipe. A lot of people don't know this, but play-dough is actually edible. It is actually made of a dense mixture of protein vitamins and essential sea salts from the Atlantic Ocean. (high in potassium phosphates) I would love to share my recipe with you.

Here is a list of ingredients you will need:
1 tub of yellow play-dough
1 tub of red play-dough
1 tub of brown play-dough
1 tub of green play-dough
1 spaghetti extruder (order online)
1 dull plastic knife
Place settings for 4 friends

For dessert:
1 tub brown play-dough
1/2 tub black play-dough

The first thing you need to do is extrude your spaghetti. Take a good large lump of yellow play-dough and force it into the extruding machine. Be careful to not press to hard on the extruder handle, they have a tendency to break easily. Once you have a good length of spaghetti going, take your dull knife and cut it from the extruder. Be careful, you could fuck up the ends of the spaghetti here, and then it would look all crazy. Once you have done this place the spaghetti on a plate. Okay next you need to prepare your sauce. Take the tub of red and roll it out until it has the rough diameter of the plate of spaghetti. Place the sauce on top of the spaghetti mound. We are almost ready. Next the meatballs, with the brown play-dough, roll small lumps into balls. Add them to taste and you are all set. Dessert is much easier. Take the brown dough flatten small discs and decorate with the black dough. Now you have chocolate chip cookies, or cookies with sprinkles.

The best part of this meal is that it always tastes the same, and it’s really hard to mess it up. I find it handy to have a large glass of milk with this meal to help power down the sometimes painful bites. All those vitamins can irritate your tongue and throat.

Well the only thing left to do is invite your girlfriend and her parents over for a lovely meal, and if your lucky maybe a little "Scrabble" afterwards.

Trying to poop out last night’s play-dough pizza.
Dave